GAY

play my dick like your favorite instrument

latterdaytaints:

if i had wings i would fly around the world solving crime naked

twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

(via latterdaytaints)

Why is it illegal to be attracted to men when men are so attractive?